
Since i was a good well raised kid who never got into trouble or smoked weed (honest) i spent a few of my after school autumn nights at the youth wing that was run by a guy we called Jim (as long as he wasnt teaching us history then we had to call him Mr Whateverthefuckhissecondnameicantrememberforthelieofmewas).



The reason i was here today though wasn't for any of those things even if my uncontrollable teen (damn that bitch is stacked Boinnnng) boner was telling me otherwise. What i had came here for stood between the bar (yeah right) where you could order yourself a nice panda pop and a packet of not to be sold individually cheese and onion crisps and the swinging doors leading to the disco hall that would batter anyone who happened to be playing that 10p a pop Gryzor arcade machine that stood there.
Gryzor for those non nerds out there who have a life and call others like me sad for knowing the smallest details of the history of Nintendo (you just wait till a question in a pub quiz comes up ill shine then) was the UK name for Contra and this machine was the genesis of the whole franchise created by Konami back in the day (nerd alert)

So yeah over i walk with my 10p in hand and school shirt untucked (we invented that to cover up or boners btw) to the only slot that would willingly accept an Afro freak nerd with humongous feet (not that i have an issue with the feet now;)
10p in (and yeah it was good for me too) and straight into a run and gun game where you played a character running right to left (strangely never the other way round why i have no idea) shooting seven shades of shit out of anything that moved. There were multiple routes you could take throughout the level (well as long as you progressed left to right) either run across the exploding bridge or drop into the water and approach from beneath. At certain points throughout the game you could shoot winged shields (don't ask why) out of the sky that would drop upgrades to your standard firearm including but not limited to spread shot and flamethrower. the first end of level boss (yep there were always end of level bosses back in the day) was a big fort with cannons and an obvious weak point that screamed SHOOT HERE TO WIN (i think the bad guys in this game must have contracted the architects of the death star). so yeah a few blasts and still on my 10p and the fortress crumbled before my mighty onslaught.

So there it was my 10p experience with Gryzor coming to an end at the 3rd level. And with the exception of the computer club (which i may or may not do a write up on that was pretty much also my experience of the youth wing right up to to the point that someone burned it down (council estates kids are like that ohhhhhhhh fire purdy)
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